No Underwear - Makes Sense To Me

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    A man came to visit his grandparents and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in a rocking chair with only a shirt on and nothing on from the waist down.

    "Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!" he exclaimed.

    The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

    "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked again.

    The old man slowly looked at him and said,
    "Well .... last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck." "This is your grandma's idea."
     
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      I am sooooooo glad you have'nt changed, Shiney!!!!!!!!!:D:heehee::heehee::loll::loll::yess:
       
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        The old boy would probably find this quite useful: :D


        LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS

        1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

        2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

        3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

        4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.

        5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

        6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

        7. Have parecetamol ready in case you actually complete the act..

        8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbours are deaf, too.

        9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

        10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . .
         
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