Insanity

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  1. clueless1

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    Evening all.

    I've been pondering. Whenever we welcome a new member, we seem to have a delightful and fun custom of expressing dubious sanity. Its all in the name of fun of course. But then I got to wondering, how do we know if we are sane or not, really?

    For example, does anyone else write stuff into the computer and then check if any more writing has magically appeared later?

    Or how about this. There's these things called cars. They typically have a large tank of explosive hydrocarbon fuel at one end, which is pumped through pipes under your seat to a fire chamber at the front, where it is then deliberately detonated causing a rapid sequence of explosions causing the whole object with you inside to be launched along at speeds faster than the fastest horse. Anyone else use these things?

    Or, how about, does anyone else spend most of their life doing work for someone else so that they can afford to pay people to do work for them, like collecting food and packaging it conveniently so you don't have to hunt and gather it yourself?

    Or is it just me?
     
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    • chitting kaz

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      i tried sanity once ,..................

      only for a few minutes.....................

      didnt like it so carried on like before .....

      sanity is over rated :huh:
       
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      • moyra

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        Oh I couldn't agree with you more, in fact, is anyone sane?
         
      • Phil A

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        I don't. I let them know i'm the sane one. [​IMG]
         
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          Yeah, Yeah,.............:lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5: :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
           
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          • mowgley

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            I don't know I only take me straight jacket off when I come to this forum :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
             
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            • Trunky

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              I do sometimes wonder about my sanity when I find myself talking to the cat.

              Even worse is when I realise I'm talking to the chickens. :chicken: :hapfeet:
               
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                The Cat is probably thinking the same thing, Trunky:cat-kittyandsmiley: :loll:
                 
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                • Lolimac

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                  Yeah,but do your chickens talk back... annnd.... do you understand them Trunky;) I do:rolleyespink: :whistle:
                   
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                  • Trunky

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                    They definitely talk back Lol. Not sure, but I think they're swearing at me, they use such fowl language. :biggrin:
                     
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                      Do you know who this bloke 'Bob' is they keep talking about....:scratch:
                       
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                        That's part of your delusional insanity, Mowgely, you think you've taken your jacket off.......but you haven't really........better step up your medication and sit in the "Soft Room" for a while.:snork:
                         
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                          Are you hearing "voices" again, lolimac???:heehee:
                           
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                          • Lolimac

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                            Who said that:th scifD36: :sofa:
                             
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                              Oh heck don't think it is safe to stick my head in here they might think I fit quite well!!! Just realized I've been here before. Oh lock me up quick!
                               
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