The lone angler

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  1. Phil A

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    A man was fishing through a hole in the ice when he suddenly heard a disembodied voice....

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

    He looks around but there is no one behind him so he carries on fishing.

    A minute later he hears the voice again, this time sounding more insistent...

    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE !"

    He looks up and says "Is that you God ?", the voice replies........






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    "NO, ITS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK"
     
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    Ha ha ha brilliant .. :thumb:
     
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    :hehe: I didn't see that coming!
     
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    Neither did I.

    I'm still barred from Guildford Leisure Centre.
     
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