It was only a little one......

Fire that is but i'm in bad books the wind was blowing away from the house and i thought i'll burn that bit up it was a little bit smokey and the wind change, now Miss Jiff can smell smoke in the house if i'm not around you now what has happened

 

Just tell her Arthur Brown popped round for a cuppa

 

That's going to be a hard one as Miss Jiff knows i don't know any one called Arther Brown

 

Tell her you met him on social media while discussing 60's pop music

http://www.arthur-brown.com/

 

Didn't work Zigs, she's confiscated my matches!!

 

Oh bother, want to borrow my magnesium block

 

O yer
Being the sun is out i think i'll use her magnifying glass

 

Good thinking, wouldn't stop Ray Mears if someone had it away with his matches

 

Missing a trick here guys!
Throw a few sage leaves on a the fire and you can tell her you are smudging - using smoke to spiritually cleanse the home!
Folk pay a fortune to have it done. Just need to practice a few chants for when you light your next fire Jif!

 

Miss Jiff is'nt going to go for that one, but i can try