A JOKE OR TWO.!!

A Helicopter lost power while flying over a remote Scottish Island and was forced to make an emergency landing.
Luckily there was a small cottage nearby.
The Pilot walked over to it and knocked on the door.
"Is There A Mechanic In The Area?", he asked the woman who answered the door.

She scratched her head and thought for a few seconds.
"NO", she finally said,pointing down the road,

"But we do have a Mc ardie and a Mc Kay". .

 

tank 2

 

3 and 4 equally first ?

 

Please Be Careful.
Last Saturday I went to a Party, I had a few beers, followed by a few Cocktails, followed by a few shots.
I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit,that's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I took a Cab home.
Sure enough, there was a Police road block on the way home,and since it was a Cab, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, this was both a great relief and a surprise, because I had never driven a cab before, I don't even know where I got it from,and now it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it !!!!!!!....

 

Good one Music, I was needing cheered up

 

Answer to Tank Question is as Daithe said, No. 2. (No access from tank 2 to 3.)

 

aaah never saw the line over tank 3 entrance , well done Dai

 

A Man boarded a Plane with Six Kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the Aisle from him leaned over to him and asked," Are All Of These Kids Yours"?.

"No Madam, I work for a condom company and these are customer complaints" !!!!..

 

http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20170109_vid-20161201-wa000.mp4

 

Me too.lol

 

(For Sale).

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica ,40 volumes, excellent condition, £300 or best offer.


No longer needed,got married last month,


The Wife knows every bloooody thing. !!!.

 

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a Computer Chip that can store and play stereo music in women's breast implants.
The ITit, will cost between £400 and £500, depending on 'speaker size'.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. .