Call me clueless, but what's the best thing to do with this?!

My wannabe bachelor boyfriend came up with this today. Turns out he'd forgotten about it and by the time he found it it had ended up like this and he figured I could do something with it!
I was quite taken aback by the sheer size of his veg...



What's the best thing to do with it?

 

Eat it

 

I was more thinking along the lines of growing from it :D

Also it's too squishy!

 

Hmmm you'd probably get best value out of it by putting it on the compost heap

 

I did wonder, but seemed a shame to chuck it without looking into it first!

 

Tell him to peel it and put some in his wallet ,










When he askes why,







Tell him the next time he opens it, he will have something to cry about .