Choosing a wife ...

A GC member from Italy who cannot visit GC due to landline problems (ie, no landline now) ... sent this today, so I'll share it with you ...


CHOOSING A WIFE

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of �£5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the �£5,000. She gives him back his �£5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know.

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

Very good. It reminds me of something I read not too long ago about tattoos. In 30 - 40 years there will be no end of older folk going around with tattoos on their old wrinkled and saggy skin. Not a pretty sight. But still, if they also have perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them, then the wrinkled and saggy tattoos won't bother them either.

 

:D

He has this on his front gate too.

 

LofL when they get older they will be able to throw it over their shoulders(boobs) and go walk-a-bouts

 

Love it LoL :D :D :D

 

hi LoL,
maybe you can ask your Italian friend whether she knows of an Italian female actress, now deceased, which said something along these lines : <it took me so long to get these wrinkles, why should I get rid of them...>, which is also my view.

 

Could it be Gina Lollabrigida (oooh, that spelling doesn't look right) miraflores? There's someone else I'm thinking of as well, the classic beauty, but I don't think she's deceased.

 

wrong, wrong...

 

Sophia Loren was the most classic Italian beauty I've even known, but she's not departed us, has she?

 

Another thought, who's the one working with animals?

No, that's another of my beauties, Briget Bardot, bur she's French and still with us.

I give up, my Italian beauty, tell me .......

xx

 

Anna Magnani

 

Oooh, don't know her, but she's definitely a babe plus ... will do some research tomorow.

Any insight now into her films or whatever?

 

Try this site - you'll get all the info you need there, and more!

 

Very funny!!!

and a bit off topic - did anybody see the bodybuilding pensioners on TV yesterday evening? One was an 84 year old lady doing cartwheels. Quite a sight!

 

Thanks MMD, need time to digest all that!

jj ... no, I certainly didn't see it, don't watch much TV. I just wish I could do a cartwheel ... never have been able to and am certain I never will! Must have been a sight and a half!