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  1. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    Classified Ads in local papers.

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old.
    Hateful little b'stard.
    Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES.
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
    1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer £100.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
    Worn once by mistake.
    Call Stephanie.


    FOR SALE BY OWNER.
    Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
    No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

    Statement of the Century

    "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
     
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      ARMANDII Low Flying Administrator Staff Member

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      I can always rely on you, Shiney, to make me smile!!:D
       
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      My Daughter will love the idea of a gay bull:D
       
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      Then I would have, at least, pleased one female :hapfeet:. That doesn't happen very often :loll:
       
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      :D Tis a hard thing to do sometimes:thumbsup:
       
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