Counseling Services in local Hosptial

I remember that ad campaign. It used to have me in stitches. It reminded me of fun times I and some of my mates would have with the assistance of certain exotic herbs.

One time, I did actually get the paranoia bit, and would have had a panic attack if I could have been bothered to move. I lost all sensation from the waste down and this sensation lasted a while. I was paralysed. I was getting quite worried but couldn't be bothered to try to move or to tell me mate, who was already tittering to himself anyway. After a while I decided I'd make one almighty effort to move my leg, and because there was actually nothing wrong with it the resulting leg movement was quite over exaggerated. This action resulted in my mate and I tittering with renewed vigour.