Do we need counselling ......... ?

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  1. ARMANDII

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    Nightie, night, Jenny:snooze: , don't forget to take your pills, and don't have your straps too tight.:snork:
     
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      Good bit of advice there Armandii...those straps chafe something rotten don't they:blue thumb:
       
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        :lunapic 130165696578242 5: I wouldn't know, lolimac, I'm the only sane one around here, so long as I keep taking my medication.;)
         
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          You are NAUGHTY Zigs

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            That's how he was christened, Jack......well, no, he wasn't christened Jack.:heehee: the Vicar christened Ziggy "Naughty Ziggy" [plus one or two other names] after Ziggy added to the water in the Font, and the Vicars laundry bill, during the Christening.:heehee:
             
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              Well if Ziggy peed in the font, know the wonder he turned out Ginger, and off course the acid would form a Twinky thus curly hair

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                Yoo Hoo, everyone!!! :yahoo:

                I've decided to start up an undercover group to rescue GC members that have been taken away by men in white coats and white vans. Whispers - keep this to yourself as we don't want the white coats to know :mute: :sofa: .

                All those that want to join the group should stand to the left of the line that Ziggy has just drawn - Ziggy! Ziggy! Where have you disappeared to? Come back and straighten that line out! The rest of you stand to the right. :blue thumb:

                Then we can work out who's missing and needs rescuing. :paladin:

                Hold on, there's a white van driving in, now there's a knock on the door :yikes:. Helppppp....
                 
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                  Clearly!
                   
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                    I lost the plot years ago,:):cool::snork::dbgrtmb:

                    No friends and no family that own me, no counselling for me :snork:

                    I'am mad all ready :runforhills:
                     
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                      Cor you lot got carried away, I only expected a couple of answers .

                      Joolz I was watching TV :lunapic 130165696578242 5:
                       
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                          After reading the last 4 pages, I'm checking myself in.. :rolleyespink: :snork:
                           
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                            I am checking myself out , I thought the Nova virus was bad

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                              There is an urban myth about the Vauxhall Nova. Legend has it that the reason the name 'Nova' was dropped in favour of the European 'Corsa' branding, is because in Spain, the name Nova was mocked, being 'No va', ie 'doesn't go'. This myth is just a myth, and has no relevance at all to this thread anyway, but there we go.

                              I never had a Nova, but I drove my sister's one a few times. They were fun. Much more fun that the norrovirus:)
                               
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                                :lunapic 130165696578242 5: the joy of spelling mistakes on a cold wet grey day
                                 
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