Drunk

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  1. Phil A

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    Last night I got so drunk that when I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat, top, trousers and underwear.
    Then I crept upstairs very quietly, so as not to wake the kids or my other half.
    It was only when I got to the very top I realised I was still on the bus home.
     
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    You must have been drunk because you live in a bungalow.

    :heehee:
     
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    "I had to, I was Drunk"

    Now what film is that quote from ?
     
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    Not Too Bad Ziggy, Your Clothes Were All Laid Out In Correct Order For Coming Back Down:rolleyespink:.

    Incidentally Ziggy I Hope You Paid Your Fare:scratch: .
     
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    Dunno, thought it was Viv in The Young Ones :scratch:
     
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    I'm not sure, but for some reason 'Withnail and I' springs to mind.
     
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    http://www.menvafan.net/annat/tv/tyo/oil1.htm

    Good spot Sargent. :dbgrtmb:

    I'd always thought it was from Lockstock & 2 Smoking Badgers.[hr]

    I love that film Dave, only seen it about 3 times but it has the best quote ever;

    "We are rapidly approching the end of the greatest decade that mankind has ever seen, and as "Presuming Ed" has pointed out, we have utterley failed to paint it black"

    Sorry if i've misquoted there.
     
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    Cheers Ziggy, oh the memories.

    From that same episode of the Young Ones:
    "NEIL: [runs upstairs] Rick, Rick, you're going to freak, man!

    :rofl:

    Did I tell you I once held Ade Edmundson over my head? Well even if I have I'll tell you again...
    I was at a concert about 4 years ago and Ade suddenly went crowd surfing, mostly people got out the way, luckily for him one or two of us caught him as he fell backwards into the crowd and passed him around - it was hilarious. At the same time Phil Jupitus was on stage and some wag shouted "don't you try that Phil" - he cracked up for minutes with laughter - he would have flattened us if he'd tried it. :rofl:
     
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