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Elections On Thursday

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  1. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    Lightening the mood a little. Did you forget the comma after 'me'? :heehee: :loll:

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    • pete

      pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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      Just shows how the English language can catch you out and completely alter your meaning.:biggrin:
       
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        Took me a while to get that :)
         
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          shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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          @JWK

          One of my favourites

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              Despite the poor grammar, I still have more credibility than most politicians.... ;)
               
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                shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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                Certainly agree with that :dbgrtmb:
                 
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                And my grandad was poor! :old: :heehee:
                 
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                  Oh, it isn't just my grammar/punctuation that is poor.... :biggrin:
                   
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                    Fat Controller 'Cuddly' Scottish Admin! Staff Member

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                    Just stumbled over this - seems appropriate:

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                    • pete

                      pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                      As you do. :whistle:
                       
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                        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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                        I don't consider myself great at spelling and grammar but I do think that the dumbing down of it all, as has been proposed in schools, is wrong.
                        Learning things properly, and knowing when you are wrong is good, and still learning now.
                         
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                        • wiseowl

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                          Hello @shiney that's a step up from being the milk monitor:heehee:
                           
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                          • shiney

                            shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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                            Exceptionably apt. :dbgrtmb:
                             
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                              shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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                              @wiseowl do you remember, before milk was given in school, we had concentrated orange juice, cod liver oil
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                              And Malt
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                              Had to bring your own spoon
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