evening classes for men

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  1. dancing queen

    dancing queen Gardener

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    W.I.C.O.E.
    (Women In Charge Of Everything)
    is proud to announce the opening of its


    EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

    OPEN TO MEN ONLY
    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

    The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

    DAY ONE!

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
    Step by step guide with slide presentation

    TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
    Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

    DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    REMOTE CONTROL
    Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role playEvening


    HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
    PowerPoint presentation

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
    Real life testimonial from the one man who did


    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation

    LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
    Online class and role playing

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class

    GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counselors available
     
  2. rosa

    rosa Gardener

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    they should show them how to put the loo seat down :D :D :eek: my o/h wouldnt lose the remote its stuck to him :D :D
     
  3. wiseowl

    wiseowl Admin 24/7 Staff Member

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    Hi There Dancing Queen ,Rosa .I all ready passed This course with Flying colours Mrs Owl sent me on this course Before we were Married,The most difficult one I found was Changing the Toilet roll and putting the seat down at the same time(Multi Tasking)I think they call It. :D
     
  4. Kandy

    Kandy Will be glad to see the sun again soon.....

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    :D :D :D :D I just read this out to Mr Kandy and all I got for my trouble was :rolleyes:

    I would gladly sign mine up for the classes.I am having to draw up a list and instructions on how to do things because if I pop me clogs first,apart from cooking he wouldn't be able to cope.

    Takes after his dad with that one,though I will say he is good at DIY,Reading Books,Sudoku, and manourvering the caravan onto pitches at caravan sites so he is good at a few things [​IMG] :D [​IMG]
     
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