For a bit of fun!!!

I Was Thinking Of Everyday Happenings, whether It Be In The House, Garden , Shopping,
Just Everyday Life, And Turning It Into Poetry/Ode's. I Don't Think We Have Any (Rabbi Burns)
Or William Wordsworth's On GC, But You Never Know, Anyway For A Bit Of Fun, Here Is One I Wrote Yesterday.:WINK1:.
There Was A Young Lady Who Lived In A Shoe,
She Hadn't Any Children She Didn't Know What To Do,
She Asked Her Father To Give Her Some Gen,
This He Did And Introduced Her To Ben .

Now There Is An Old Lady Who Lives In A Shoe,
She Has So Many Children She Doesn't Know What To Do,
She Went To The Council To Help In Her Plight,
She Needed A House The Council Said Right,
We Will Give You A House But We Can't Say When,
They Requested One Thing "Get Shot Of Ben".

Now She Curses The Day To Her Father She Did Talk,
She Took The Council's Advice And Ben He Did Walk,
Now There Is An Old Lady Who Lives Alone In A Semi,
Children All Married She Doesn't Have Any!!

:WINK1: . (PEACE AT LAST ).:WINK1:.

 

Here's one I prepared earlier:

http://gardenerscorner.co.uk/forum/muppet-show/8815-ode-bindweed.html

 

Bit tipsy now but heres one I made up some years ago

Sung to the tune of "in the rigging"

Sorry...