Four worms

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A Pastor decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

1.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
2. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
3. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
4.. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Pastor reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead

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Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Pastor asked the congregation 'What did you learn from this demonstration???'

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the serviceâ?¦....

 

:lollol::lollol::lollol:

 

No worms for me then, lol.

cheers

 

:rotfl: well could very well have a few cos i dont eat chocolate :rotfl:

 

Only # 1 applies to me.....Glad it's top of the list:D

 

:hehe:Well...I certainly dont eat soil:yho:
robert

 

:rotfl:

 

Do you drink coffee, Rob?

 

:hehe: did you metion coffee? Filtered, black no sugar ta very much :D

 

Paula, when Robert answers, you will get the punchline, now . Behave.:gnthb:

 

:D i am being really patient here c'mon Robert :p :rocksn:

 

He`s not going to answer, is he?

 

No :rotfl: David spill the beans te suspense is killing me :rotfl:

 

When he said yes. I was going to say, " was it ground "?:D But the moment is gone, now.:rotfl:

 

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