Groan, Groan Veggie jokes

A man goes into a shop and asks, "Do you sell potato clocks?"

The assistant looks puzzled and says, "Sorry, sir. I've never heard of a potato clock but we sell alarm clocks, digital clocks, carriage clocks, cuckoo clocks and grandfather clocks."

The man says, "That's no good, my wife told me to get a potato clock."

The assistant asks, "What did your wife actually say?"

"Well, I've been a night worker all my life and I've just been given a new job that starts at 9 in the morning and my wife said 'You'd better get a potato clock." (Say it to yourself)

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A man goes to his doctor and says that he has a lot of problem with his ear.

The doctor examines it and says "It doesn't seem to be too much of a problem. You've just got a bit of a lettuce leaf stuck in it."

The man says, "But that's just the tip of the Iceberg."

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Sorry, Willow!