I Really Can't Think What Has Happened to Me!

I used to think I was just a normal person, but I was born white,
which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which, by today's standards,
makes me a fascist.

I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.

I have some savings and a few shares, which makes me a traitor to
the working class and an ally of big business.

I was Christened in the church where my parents were married,
(and they remained married), which now labels me as a freak.

I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the mainstream
media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

I am proud of my heritage which makes me a xenophobe.

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police
and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according
to each individual's merits, which today makes me elitist.

I believe in the defence and protection of the country for and by
all citizens and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces,
which now makes me a right wing-militant.

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just
unsure who the hell I am anymore!

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through
these seemingly abrupt, new-found changes in my life and my
thinking. I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me
so quickly!

Funny but it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!

Finally, as if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with, now
I’m not even sure which lavatory to go into..............

 

as to the last noted concern...being a heterosexual, you'll figure that one out, that is if you can see beyond your beltline...and I'm sure you belong in the point and shoot lavatory

I had always thought a phobia was a fear of something so most of these labels don't make sense to me either. I am being told that having been born Canadian, that I'm probably suffering from Islamophobia...

 

It was only a joke.

But as with many. there's a lot of truth in it.

 

You can't do right for doing wrong Doghouse Riley!

 

Blimey! Could have been me saying those things DHR.

 

oh glod, now I have to remove my tongue from my cheek!!!

 

That's the problem these days.

People can over-react.

I suggested elsewhere, that a well known pop singer was a bit of an attention seeker.

Now that could apply to many, it's the nature of the business, they all like some publicity.

Now because that individual happened to be gay, I was accused of being "homophobic."