Impossibilities in the World..

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  1. Marley Farley

    Marley Farley Affable Admin! Staff Member

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    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
    1. U can't count your hair
    2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
    3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out

    Put your tongue back in fool.

    10 Things I know about you...

    1) U are reading this
    2) U are human
    3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
    4) U just attempted to do it
    6) U are laughing at yourself
    7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
    8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
    9) U laugh at this because you aren’t an idiot & everyone else does it too
    10) U are probably going to wonder who else falls for it.. :heehee:
     
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      clueless1 member... yep, that's what I am:)

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      I'm not convinced about point 2.
       
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      HarryS Eternally Optimistic Gardener

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      :lunapic 130165696578242 5: Can I put my tongue back in now ?
       
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