Is there something about men who work in garages....

Is there something about men who work in garages....
(true stories)​

#1
When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the Fitter/Mechanic, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I have already done that side.'
This was at Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire UK.

#2
We had to have the garage door repaired.. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time,- a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Madam, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.
We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Moor Park , Nr Watford UK

Sorry all you great mechanics and Garage Door people () but I thought these were funny.