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ROTFLMAO!!!

 

What you two like I ask you.BM and Shiney,


Shiney I thought you are a Quiet bloke. Well I never!!!!!!!!!!!OOOooooo

 

You are too good !

A man goes to the doctors,doctor I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside "Hows That" Don't you start ! :rolleyes:

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Man gets some Viagra but it doesn't work for him so he goes to the local witch doctor. The WD gives him three pills and tells him when he's done, he has to say a magic word to get them to stop working. The magic word is "tut tut". But the WD also tells him it's only safe for him to have these three pills, after that no more.

Still, the man figures, three times would be worth it. But when he gets home, he can't believe that they will really work so he takes one. It works great and when he says 'tut tut' it stops working instantly. Now he can't wait for the wife to get home tonight.

Wife comes home and after a romantic candle lit dinner he takes her to bed. In the bathroom, he gets doubtful again and takes the second pill. It works fine again, even better than last time and stops instantly as he says 'tut tut'.

He showers and puts on some aftershave then takes the last pill which is even more effective than the last two. He's really excited now and almost runs into the bedroom where his wife is already in her most sexy negligee.

As he gets into bed she asked him "What was that tut tutting all about?"

 

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That had better be a laugh out loud rather than waving me around, FANCY!

 

Sould've been a smiley.

[ 08. March 2007, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: compostee ]

 

that was supposed to be smiley laughing and crying.

But good jokes above. especially the keyboard strokes.

 

Interpretation, please?

 

One for the ladies :D