Just waiting for a Bup

One contractor that digs the hole, another that has planned where the hole will be and ordered a replacement P for the word stop when the position of the hole in reality is a few ft the other way, and finally a third contractor who will come out with the pre-cut stencilled P, who whacks it down, heats it on and then stands back confused as to why it looks funny - however as he no speaka de English he doesn't question it any further.......

We see loads of odd ones quite frequently - two foot of bright yellow double yellow lines where a hole has just been filled, whilst the other mile of road has barely visible lines that have worn away years before

 

This is taking the P