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Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Marley Farley, Feb 23, 2012.

  1. Marley Farley

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    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN 2012 AND GENERALLY IN LIFE
    1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Bentley than on a bicycle.
    2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole’s name.
    3. If you help someone when they are in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
    4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
    5. Alcohol does not solve all of your problems, but then neither does milk.
    THERE YOU HAVE IT. HAPPY 2012!
     
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      :lolpoint: Just opening a nice bottle of Bulgarian "Milk"

      Although after that Bulgarian spammer earlier I shan't be buying any more.
       
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        I know what a flipping nightmare he was...
         
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          Rather fond of Plymouth 'Milk' myself.
           
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          The one thing I have learned in Life is that are no rules:D
           
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          that made me chuckle marley :heehee:... guernsey milk is moorish :D yum x itl never top red wine thou :)
           
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