Lipstick in School

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Phil A, Feb 1, 2011.

  1. Phil A

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    According to a news report, a certain private school in Brisbane was
    recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
    beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
    fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips
    to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

    Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the
    girls would put them back.

    Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called
    all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
    man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major
    problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you
    can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate
    how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the
    maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

    He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
    cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

    There are teachers.... and then there are educators!!!
     
  2. JWK

    JWK Gardener Staff Member

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    Excellent Ziggy! :loll:

    BUT - you'd better edit your post to remove all those email addresses, somethings gone very wrong with the format!
     
  3. Phil A

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    Sorted, sorry about the computer babble everyone who saw that before the edit, messed up a bit there.

    It made I laugh too :loll:

    Can you imagine the mouth washing going on afterwards, wonder how many times the word "Gross" was used ?
     
  4. Victoria

    Victoria Lover of Exotic Flora

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    Funny to see this again Zig .. I put it up in September past here ... but it has disappeared like many other threads. Thanks .. gave me a laugh again ..
     
  5. clueless1

    clueless1 member... yep, that's what I am:)

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    That made me laugh. Very good.:loll::dbgrtmb:
     
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