New diet

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Dorsetmike, Jun 20, 2007.

  1. Dorsetmike

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    This guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered Diet:

    "I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

    When he returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds !

    "Why, this is just amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions ?"

    He nodded,........
    "I'll tell ya though, , I thought I was going to drop
    dead the 3rd day."

    The doctor then asked.......,

    "What, from hunger, you mean ?".......
    He replied.......,
    "NO, FROM ALL THAT SKIPPIN !!!!!!!"

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