This guy was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a newly discovered Diet: "I want you to eat regular meals for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat his procedure for 2 more weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds." When he returned, he shocked his doctor by having lost nearly 60 pounds ! "Why, this is just amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions ?" He nodded,........ "I'll tell ya though, , I thought I was going to drop dead the 3rd day." The doctor then asked......., "What, from hunger, you mean ?"....... He replied......., "NO, FROM ALL THAT SKIPPIN !!!!!!!"