New trainers

How long do you have to have owned a brand new pair of trainers for before you start just forcing them off without bothering to undo the laces first?

 

Mine have lasted 25 year's, and are now just starting to use them as slippers for just poping in and out to the garden

 

The old one's are always the best one's comfeeeeeeee

 

In A Recent Scientific Study By The European Commission,Recently Released,It all Depends on how Many Times You Washed Your Feet since Purchasing the Afore mentioned Trainers, and were they purchased in Europe.? Do You Have Your Receipt?
If Not,Do You Remember the receipt number, Do You Remember Who Sold them to you ,By Name?. What Did He Look Like??

If You Cannot Answer Seven of the above Questions don't bother to Undo the Laces, As You Have Pinched Them, and You Do Not Own Them.

And The Secret Police Will Be In Close Touch with you Soon.

Never Use Force To Undo A Problem...

 

I wouldn't know Clueless, I don't where them.

 

About 2 weeks CL or when you stop getting concerned that you have scuffed the white bits!

 

Never heard of spats. What's them then?

 

Mine don't really look like that. Mine or more sort of trainer like

 

I abhore trainers ... they are 1) not pleasant looking and 2) smell even worse although I buy these sprays for such which remain unused! T'other half wears them most of the time and I forbid him to keep them in the bedroom ... they are relegated to his office where he can 'enjoy' them on his own ...