Oh To Be 12 Again!!!!

[align=left]A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.[/align]

[align=left]Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.[/align]
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[align=left]'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.[/align]
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[align=left]On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme park.[/align]

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[align=left]What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew, The Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.[/align]
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[align=left]Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.[/align]
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[align=left]He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.[/align]
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[align=left]Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her favourite sweets............M&M's.[/align]



[align=left]What a fabulous adventure![/align]



[align=left]Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.[/align]
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[align=left]He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,[/align]

[align=left]'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'[/align]





[align=left]Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. [/align]
[align=left]"I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!"[/align]





[align=left]The moral of the story:[/align]



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[align=left]Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong! [/align]

 

Superb..!! :D