Oldie but a Goodie

A World War II fighter pilot is reminiscing before school children about
his war experiences. "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough.
The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember," he continues, "one
day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these
fokkers appeared."

Several of the children begin to giggle.

"I looked up, and realized that two of the fokkers were directly above me.
I aimed at the first one and shot him down. By then, though, the other
fokker was right on my tail."

At this point, the girls in the auditorium are now all giggling and the boys
are laughing out loud. The children's teacher stands up and says, "I think
I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of a German-Dutch aircraft
company, one which made many of the fighter planes used by the Axis powers
during the war."

"Yes, that's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying
Messerschmitts."

 

That made I laugh, that made I laugh my ruddy ead off.:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

 

I may have mentioned this before (Shut up zig you've mentioned this before)

But there was a lovely old gentleman who dropped by at Truddoxhill Church when we were working on it.

He told us a joke from the second world war...

A young boy was playing with manure & was asked what he was doing, he said he was playing armed forces, the pig poo was The Navy, the horse poo was The Army & the sheep poo was The Air Force. When asked where the Home Guard was, he replied, " I didn't have any bull's manure"

 

:lollol:

 

Thank you both. That did make me laugh :lollol:

 

lol @ Ziggy

 

I enjoyed that Fokkers joke :D:D music .

 

I seem to remember a comedian being banned from television for a Fokker joke, was it Stan Boardman, it was years ago.
He'd probably get his own show these days.

 

Thats correct Pete it was Stan Boardman, he was also barred from some clubs .

 

If the Germans had bombed your chip shop wouldn`t you be annoyed?lol lol :gnthb::D:D