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    Overheard (by Miss Scrungette), 2 builders talking:

    "I haven't had it in ages, but my wife let me have it last night and it was amazing"

    "Pie & chips", I almost got it right with my suggestion of egg & chips
     
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      Overheard on the Cob,

       
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        Overheard at Central Milton Keynes shopping centre, "That's the funny thing about incontinence pads ..... I was wet all the time, and then I read the instructions"
         
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          In the supermarket check-out queue:-
          a slightly noisy four year old is told to be quiet, in a very nasty tone of voice (his mother was trying to keep him interested whilst waiting) , by a woman who looked like a nasty witch.

          Mother: politely saying to the old witch "He's only four. You were young once."
          Witch: in a very grumpy and nasty tone "Hmphh!" (It's amazing how expressive a noise can be.)
          Shiney: "I don't think she was."

          Laughter from the queue!
           
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