Pineapple?

I cut as well, even the ones that have had the growing points removed usually grow on via a side shoot.
The will to survive takes over.
Aint nature wonderful. :D

Noticed Wyvales are selling pineapple plants complete with small edible pineapples the other day.

 

Didn't even look at the price, suppose I should have done, but the pineapples were very small.

 

At the big Giga Garden Center here they had them fruiting already, and as you say pete the fruit were rather small, but I can't remember the price so may go by this weekend and look again.