Scots of a delicate nature please pass.

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by oldwinegum, Jun 21, 2007.

  1. oldwinegum

    oldwinegum Gardener

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    Two Young men from Glasgow, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding . "Ach, it's all going like magic," says Jock.

    "I've got everything organized already - the flowers,the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night....."

    Archie nods approvingly.

    "Man, I 've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

    "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's grand, you'll look pure smart in that!

    And what's the tartan?"

    "Oh," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white."
     
  2. cajary

    cajary Gardener

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    :D :D Try telling it in the Gorbals :D
     
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