Story must have a moral

Teacher says to kids right for your home work you must go home and wright a story!!! BUT It must have a MORAL!!! Little Mary arrives at school the next day and says Miss Miss Can i tell you my story please?? Go On Then Mary Tell the Whole Class!!!! Right Miss I Went Shopping last Night For Grandma I Fetched Bacon Sausage & Eggs Whilst Walking Home I Tripped Up The Kirb and all the Shopping went All Over The FLoor Smashing All The Eggs!!! Thats A Lovely Story Mary BUT WOTS THE MORAL!!! Well Miss Dont Put All Your Eggs in 1 Basket!!! That was Lovely Mary Here is a Chocky bar and a house point for your hard work and Effort!!! Our Babby Puts His hand up Miss Miss Can I Tell My Story Miss!!! the Teacher Thinks OH NO Hes A Bit of a NAUGHTY BOY!!! I Dont Rely Want to Ask Him but I Better give him A Chance Right Miss My Grandad Went to War He Had to Fight 100 Solgers All He Was Equiped With WAS 5 Bullets A Bottle OF Wisky and a Banit on the End of his Gun Miss!!! He Shot 5 of the Enamany Drank the Bottle of Wisky and Stabbed the other 95 with the Banit on the end of his gun Miss!!! OH Yes Young Folly Mon and Wots the Moral To Your Story!!! Well Miss DONT F*** WITH GRANDAD WHEN HEs P**** UP :WINK1: