Test your stress levels

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  1. jjordie

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    Okay, read this very carefully, It totally works!









    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]I am not exactly sure how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. [/FONT]


    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. [/FONT]



    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical; a person under stress would find differences in the two dolphins. The more differences a person finds between the dolphins, the more stress that person is experiencing. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may want to take a holiday.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]No Need to Reply, I'll be on Holiday:hehe:[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial]Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.[/FONT]
     
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    The one on the left is really a goldfish.:help::rotfl:
     
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    :shk::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:There was me reading the instructions oh so carefully:lollol:
     
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    :luv:Very nicely done.:lollol:
     
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    Paladin Gardening...A work of Heart

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    Where's the Moon:wink:
     
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    Well I studied it at Length and all I could see was A jar of Fish paste and a jar of beef paste:hehe::lollol::rotfl:
     
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    That's the first time I have seen a Dolphin frown.:scratch:

    For those of you not familiar with marine mammals, the one on the right is in fact a Manatee commonly known as the Sea Cow, it does in a way resemble a member of the Bovine family called a load of old Bull.:skp:
    Bye folks, I'm of on holiday too, the funny farm awaits!!!:hehe:
     
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    :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Brill jjordie... :lollol:
     
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    The laugh did me good can't afford the holiday.
     
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