THE BLACK BRA !!

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  1. music

    music Memories Are Made Of This.

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    THE BLACK BRA (as told by a woman).

    I HAD LUNCH WITH 2 OF MY UNMARRIED FRIENDS.
    ONE IS ENGAGED,ONE IS A MISTRESS,AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 20+YEARS.

    WE WERE CHATTING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIPS AND DECIDED TO AMAZE OUR MEN BY GREETING THEM AT THE DOOR, WEARING A BLACK BRA,STILETTO HEELS AND A MASK OVER OUR EYES.WE AGREED TO MEET IN A FEW DAYS TO EXCHANGE NOTES...

    HERE'S HOW IT WENT.

    MY ENGAGED FRIEND;
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    THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN MY BOYFRIEND CAME OVER HE FOUND ME WITH A BLACK LEATHER BODICE, TALL STILETTOS AND A MASK.
    HE SAW ME AND SAID, " YOU ARE THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS.
    I LOVE YOU. THEN WE MADE PASSIONATE LOVE ALL NIGHT LONG.


    THE MISTRESS;
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    ME TOO!! THE OTHER NIGHT I MET MY LOVER AT HIS OFFICE AND I WAS WEARING A RAINCOAT, UNDER IT ONLY THE BLACK BRA, HEELS AND A MASK OVER MY EYES. WHEN I OPENED THE RAINCOAT HE DIDN'T SAY A WORD,BUT HE STARTED TO TREMBLE AND WE HAD WILD SEX ALL NIGHT.


    THEN I HAD TO SHARE MY STORY;
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    WHEN MY HUSBAND CAME HOME I WAS WEARING THE BLACK BRA,
    BLACK STOCKINGS,STILETTOS AND A MASK OVER MY EYES.
    WHEN HE CAME IN THE DOOR AND SAW ME HE SAID,















    " WHAT'S FOR DINNER, ZORRO ?? ".
     
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    Val.. Confessed snail lover

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    This really made me laugh!!! :loll:

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