The Onion & the Christmas tree....!

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  1. Marley Farley

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    I just had to share this one with you all. After all it is kinda seasonal.... ;) :D :D



    [​IMG] The family is sitting at the dinner table.

    The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'

    The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, there's three kinds of
    Breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round &
    Firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but
    Hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.' 'Onions?'

    'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.'

    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom, how
    Many types of 'willies' are there?'

    The mother, surprised, smiles and answers.

    'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his Willie
    Is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's
    Like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like
    A Christmas tree.'

    'A Christmas tree??'
    'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.!! :D :D
     
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    ha! ha! ha! ha! nice one marley :D :D
     
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    :D John, I don't think many of us are below 50s & more like 60s for the rest of us... :eek: :D :D
     
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