Tip Of the Day

Never tie your shoelaces in a revolving door.:thumb:

 

What if I'm wearing roller skates? :D

 

Then you'll go far young person, heh,heh.:thumb:

 

Tip for Tomorrow.

If you haven't already...rush out and buy some Co-op shares.

Other tip.

If you suffer with water retention...get a hosepipe.:thumb:

 

Don't bother changing your undercrackers if you are going to be involved in a accident.

 

Certainly JWK there's a method in my madness, heh,heh.

Monday's Tip of the Day.

Never bite the end off an ice cream cornet first so that you can suck the ice cream out of it....it can and invariably does end up, very, very messy.:D

 

Todays tip.

Never stand too close to an open fire, wearing chocolate underpants.:rolleyes:

 

Heres a top Tip

Dont Eat yellow Snow:p

 

Heh, heh:thumb:

Another tip.

Never put a cat in the microwave........................for longer than 5mins on max power.

 

Is that talking from Experience Landlord:D

 

No names, no pack drill.:rolleyes:

 

Tip of the Day.

Never leave Nuts in charge of the Pop Inn.