To Make You Laugh!

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by jjordie, Jan 31, 2008.

  1. jjordie

    jjordie ex-mod

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    A husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE'.
    He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

    Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this
    house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
    my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.

    Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

    His wife replied, "The ******* funeral director would be my guess"!


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  2. daitheplant

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    Does that mean no, jjordie? [​IMG] :D
     
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