Walking with Cabbages.... Challenge..!!

Very tough at a guess.

 

You forgot the bit about how the virtual prize (whatever it turns out to be) is not just for you but for everyone else on the forum as well, even the trolls who just want to post rude things or the people who want to sell recreational drugs disguised as fertilizer, God bless 'em. Because *voice starts to quiver and tears well up* this forum is a family, one which ... (stampede for sick buckets drowns out remainder).

 

You forgot your bloody Mum and Dad, without whom this would not have been possible

Jack McH

 

John,..........what use is a walking stick 8ft long?????:WINK1:

You will need a ladder to pick the greens.

 

With slight modification it could come in very useful, should John wish to become a gondolier. In its raw state, it would make a very nice pole for punting on the Cam.

 

Aah, now it all becomes clear, John is actually growing The Space Elevator:DOH:

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You're withdrawing your big stick?:OUCH:

Fair enough Shiney, mine has not got much of a crook to it so I might turn it into an obscure Babylonian window box implement instead.

 

Mines staying in the ground, to see if I can get a "monster".

Shiney, I think you will find cabbage white fly is a different species to glasshouse white fly.

 

"Quick girls, the competition's over, eat Ziggy's cabbage so we can get silky wool"

 

Pigeons!? It's low flying aircraft you need to be worrying about now John!