The police were called to Manchester United's ground before their last home game, as it had been reported that effigies of Wayne Rooney were being burned by someone in the car park. It turned out to be a false alarm as it was just The Hot Potato Man.
No Problem Doghouse, Rooney could have put the fire's out with Champagne . (At £40 A GLASS) Allegedly, reported in the Press :skp:. music .