When you kick the bucket...

...why does it just have to be the bucket that is stupidly placed on the new patio, and that is weighed down by the one pot of paint that you actually intend to use?

And why then having kicked the bucket, should said contained paint fly out and make a massive blue splodge of mess everywhere?

Why could it not have been one of the many other buckets I have lying around in the garden, containing pretty much nothing or at worst, some dried mud?

 

Its on the Quantum level, there is something we don't quite understand that makes your foot chose that bucket.

 

Clueless, an alternative answer.......don't use a bucket!

 

You're lucky you're still here.
When most people kick the bucket, that's the last we see of them!

 

When I here the phrase Kick the Bucket it takes me back . To my Ska / Bluebeat period . I thought that the Specials version of "Long shot Kick de Bucket " was so cool . Its only a couple of years ago I found out it was about a blooming racehorse that had died !!!

 

I thought that "if you kicked the bucket", you wouldn't be bothered about the paint any more.

 

He's not dead, just looking a bit pail.