Why are gardens better than women?

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  1. Trux

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    1. Gardens do not sulk if you forget their birthdays
    2. Gardens don't care how many other gardens you visit
    3. Gardens dont care about gardens you have had previously
    4. Gardens don't mind you looking at pictures of other gardens.

    One could go on indefinitely!
     
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    They d,ont No Contest.- - gardens-- dont-- care.

    Ladies--(DO CARE)--!

    You have answered your own question.

    Ladies are the best by a mile. [​IMG]
     
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