Wright a story!!!! With a moral

Teacher Right Children I Want You All to go Home and Wright A Story!!! BUT Rember The Story Must Have A Moral!!!! Little Mary Puts Her Hand up Miss Miss Can I Tell My Story Miss Go On Then Marry lets Hear IT BUT REMBER IT MUST HAVE A MORAL!!!!! Last Night Miss I Went Shopping For Grandma I Fetched Bacon Sausage & Eggs Miss On The Way Home I Tript up The Pavement and All The Shopping Went All Over The Floor!!! Thats A lovely Story Mary BUT WOTS THE MORAL!!! Well Miss DONT PUT ALL YOUR EGGS IN One BASKET!!! Well Done Mary One House Point and A Chocklot Bar!!! My Son Said Miss CAN I TELL MY STORY PLEASE!!! She thaught OMG I DONT REALY WANT TO ASK FOLLY HEs A BIT OF A SOW N SOW!!! BUT THUGHT IT ONLY FAIR TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE GO ON THEN YOUNG FOLLY BUT REMBER YOUR STORY MUST HAVE A MORAL Well Miss My Granddad Went to War He had to Fight 100 Solgers All He was Equiped With Was 5 Bullets A Banit On The end of his gun & A Bottle of Wisky!!! O Yes Young Folly Wot Happend Next?? He Drank the Bottle Of WISKY Shot 5 of the Enamey Miss Then Stabbed The other 95 with the Banit on the end of his gun Miss!!! BLIMY YOUNG FOLLY THAT IS A AWERSOME STORY BUT WOTS THE MORAL!!! WELL MISS DONT F**£ WITH GRANDDAD when HEs P1553D :WINK1: