Yorkshire Farmer ................

A farmer in Yorkshire see’s a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts

“Ey up cock! Tha dun wanna be drinking watta from theer, it’s full o hoss piss an cow shite”

The bloke says “I’m French, can you speak a bit slower please”

The farmer replies “If – you – use – two – hands – you – won’t – spill – any”

 

What's the cow poo doing in the water anyway, that again's the law

 

Nobody told the cow.

 

So how did the farmer know it was full of cow poo