A Joke Or Two 2025

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      Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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          Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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            I can't "Like" all of them or I'd lose the use of my finger but I do like them so please keep them coming :star:
             
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                  Historians: Contemporaneous documentation of the initial events is often sparse, and in fact people often get testy and uncooperative when we urge better documentation for the historical record.
                   
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                        So true, @Ladybird4 , so true. I remember reading the cereal boxes, gawd!
                        As for the flying blackboard duster, my OH experienced that a few times,,not moi;)
                         
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                              We had a teacher who used to do that, it would start with chalk and escalate to blackboard rubber. Then one day one lad caught it and reflexively threw it back, missing the teacher, stunned silence followed by "you boy! detention tonight!"
                              Still happened; the teacher just made sure it well out of reach.
                               
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                              • Ladybird4

                                Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

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                                I remember 'the look' @Star gaze Lily! I also remember - and learning my first French - reading the label on the HP brown sauce bottle!
                                 
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