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A joke or two.... 2021

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by Fat Controller, Jan 7, 2021.

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  1. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

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    But that's me in a good mood! :whistle:
     
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      Well, he is President of the GOMC, it's important that he sets an example! :heehee: Didn't know there was a dedicated thread for it, I'm 42 and have already started my Cantankerous Old Sod training which is similar, might have a read of that thread, see if I can get some tips. :biggrin:

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        pete Growing a bit of this and a bit of that....

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        I'd start a Grumpy old man's thread, but I don't want to be classed as sexist, so the Moan thread is probably the best we can hope for.
         
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          Oh @pete, I can tell you're an amateur, that's just normal people moaning, mate! :nonofinger: I'm way more advanced than that and have already put in 80 repetitions of "Young people these days!" and 50 of "That's not music, that's just noise!" this morning. Anyway, gotta go as I have "Look at the bloody state of the parking in this village!" training this evening, and getting the frowning and pointing at the same time bit right can be tricky! :biggrin:

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            hmm, wouldn't coconuts be more suitable in that container?
             
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              Have you been doing your "I don't believe it!" practise.

               
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                I remember The 7th Earl of Shaftsbury saying, in the House of Commons, in February 1843

                "The morals of children are tenfold worse than formerly."

                And I also remember, about 2,500 years ago, Aristotle saying:-

                "They think they know everything, and are always quite sure about it."
                 
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                  :biggrin:

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                        Wembley tickets.
                        England v Scotland
                        friday 18th june.

                        Anyone interested, my mate Steve has 2 tickets for a corporate box at Wembley next friday for the England v Scotland game. He paid £270 each for them but didn’t realise when he bought them that it was going to be the same day as his rearranged wedding , its been cancelled 3 times due to Covid 19. if you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at the Hardwick hall hotel at 6pm, the brides name is Michelle she's 5ft 6in about 8 stone, very pretty, she's a fulltime accountant and really good cook. Anyone interested let me know and i'll ring him.
                         
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                              I didn't know there was two windows, it would take me ages to put in my order at Mc Donalds,
                              Often thought of going there and just driving Thru for fun.:smile:
                               
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