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A joke or two.... 2022

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by shiney, Jan 1, 2022.

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  1. noisette47

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    My neighbour pointed out several slugs in my garden and advised me to go and get some salt.
    He'd eat anything.
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      noisette47, Jul 11, 2022
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                I must be old. I never heard of Hanson.
                 
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                  Neither have I - but I don't know any newer than Bing Crosby. :old:
                   
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                    When I was a teenager there was a Lord Hanson Conservative industrialist or asset stripper, depending on your point of view.
                     
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                      I don't remember that when I used to frequent the strip clubs in Soho. :whistle: :roflol:
                       
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                        He bought the company I worked for but I don't think he was all bad, he eventually sold the whole group to the directors and workers through a share scheme.
                        There is still a Hanson which seems to be into quarrying amongst other things.
                         
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                          Hanson Aggregates these days is part of HeidlebergCement.
                           
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                              As a retired engineer, I realise how true this is.

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