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A joke or two.... 2022

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by shiney, Jan 1, 2022.

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            I heard there was a shortage of pallets so decided to get ahead of the game. :thumbsup:




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              As I get older, I find I need only three shops:
              Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.
              Yes - my life is all specs, drugs and sausage rolls.
               
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                      You should put that in the tomato thread, they might tell you where you are going wrong. ;)
                       
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                          We need a place to put neat things we want to share ... like this ... :biggrin:

                          Momma Seedling Explaining Things to Baby Seedling
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                                Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

                                The old guy says to the young guy,
                                "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention
                                to where I was going."

                                The young guy says,
                                "That's OK, it's a                                 coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too... I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

                                The old guy says,
                                "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"

                                The young guy says,
                                "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra,
                                long legs,                                 and is wearing short shorts.

                                What does your wife look like?"

                                To which the old guy says,
                                "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
                                 
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