A Joke Or Two 2023/24

@Songbird, all the better for seeing you my friend! I was thinking about you yesterday and wondering how things were with you too.

 

So good to see you @Songbird x

 

Hello @Star gaze Lily Hope you are well and enjoying the nice warm weather.

 

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I'm ok thank you @Songbird
We have blue skies and sunshine again this morning, hope it stays for awhile.

 

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
Pop, goes the weasel.

I'm at the age where I've given up on being a Disney princess. Evil queen is more in my grasp.

 

FATHER OF THE YEAR ....

 

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I’ve applied for a job cleaning mirrors,

it’s something i can see myself doing.

 

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

 

Not if you are a vampire though!

 

It was 12 years ago today that my mate James came running out of the room shouting “It’s a boy, it’s a boy”, with tears streaming down his face.

We never went back to Thailand after that.