A Joke Or Two 2025

Discussion in 'The Muppet Show' started by JWK, Jan 1, 2025.

  1. shiney

    shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2006
    Messages:
    67,254
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Retired - Last Century!!!
    Location:
    Herts/Essex border. Zone 8b
    Ratings:
    +134,071
    Our phone number when I was a kid was the name of the area plus 6529. Our phone number when Mrs S and I moved to our village was 296, no area code

    Before we were married Mrs S used to phone me from the local telephone box and needed to get the operator to connect us. The operator got to recognise her voice and she sometimes told my wife that she could have the call free of charge. :blue thumb: :)
     
    • Like Like x 8
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Selleri

      Selleri Koala

      Joined:
      Mar 1, 2009
      Messages:
      3,077
      Location:
      North Tyneside
      Ratings:
      +9,987
      Everyone who uses their childhood phone number as a password is an easy target for hacking.

      I remember my friends' phone numbers very well, and my Mother's office number too. Tremble, Noora H! :biggrin:

      I always forget my work password over holiday and end up calling IT support to unlock me. Once after a particularly good holiday they asked me questions to verify my identity and started with my employee number ("BN something something... sorry"), then my office phone number ("can you ask Jeanie The Receptionist, I'm not quite sure"), my payroll number ("I have a payroll number? :scratch:") and then finally I got my date of birth correct enough for them to clear me.

      The support person kindly said that I must have had a very nice holiday. :biggrin:
       
      • Funny Funny x 9
      • Like Like x 2
      • Ladybird4

        Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

        Joined:
        Mar 13, 2024
        Messages:
        4,868
        Gender:
        Female
        Occupation:
        Retired Teacher
        Location:
        The North West
        Ratings:
        +20,573
        I do not remember any of my childhood telephone numbers. It would have been a tad difficult as Dad, being in the RAF, moved us all over the globe after - at the most - 3 years in any one location, that particular posting was Kuala Lumpur. I do remember all my banking details sort code, account number etc. My browser remembers all of my security generated passwords for my general websites and autofills them for me.
         
        • Like Like x 2
        • Informative Informative x 1
        • Ladybird4

          Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

          Joined:
          Mar 13, 2024
          Messages:
          4,868
          Gender:
          Female
          Occupation:
          Retired Teacher
          Location:
          The North West
          Ratings:
          +20,573
          Maxine.jpg
           
          • Funny Funny x 5
          • Ladybird4

            Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

            Joined:
            Mar 13, 2024
            Messages:
            4,868
            Gender:
            Female
            Occupation:
            Retired Teacher
            Location:
            The North West
            Ratings:
            +20,573
            Read a book.jpg
             
            • Funny Funny x 4
            • ViewAhead

              ViewAhead Total Gardener

              Joined:
              Mar 14, 2024
              Messages:
              3,981
              Gender:
              Female
              Location:
              South of the South Downs, north of the sea!
              Ratings:
              +9,648
              Not really. It is just a random string of numbers and completely untraceable, AFAIA. A telephone number from the 1960s, or the 1840s where @shiney is concerned :biggrin:, is not recorded digitally anywhere, even if you could be linked to a specific address. Plus numbers only form part of a password. OK, if you are still living in your childhood home, that might pose a slight risk, but most of us have moved around a fair deal.
               
              • Agree Agree x 4
              • Like Like x 1
              • Star gaze Lily

                Star gaze Lily Gardener

                Joined:
                Mar 13, 2024
                Messages:
                369
                Gender:
                Female
                Location:
                West Sussex
                Ratings:
                +1,539
                I can remember my childhood phone number too. :hapydancsmil:
                 
                • Like Like x 4
                • Informative Informative x 1
                • shiney

                  shiney President, Grumpy Old Men's Club Staff Member

                  Joined:
                  Jul 3, 2006
                  Messages:
                  67,254
                  Gender:
                  Male
                  Occupation:
                  Retired - Last Century!!!
                  Location:
                  Herts/Essex border. Zone 8b
                  Ratings:
                  +134,071
                  Hey! Don't exaggerate :nonofinger:. We weren't allowed to rent a phone from the Post Office until the 1880's (didn't become BT until the 1980's).
                   
                  • Funny Funny x 8
                  • NigelJ

                    NigelJ Total Gardener

                    Joined:
                    Jan 31, 2012
                    Messages:
                    9,072
                    Gender:
                    Male
                    Occupation:
                    Mad Scientist
                    Location:
                    Paignton Devon
                    Ratings:
                    +29,004
                    I can remember my NI number and my pin, but that's about it outside of plant names and plant nursery names.
                    A lot of other things just get called Eric if I'm asked.
                     
                    • Funny Funny x 3
                    • Star gaze Lily

                      Star gaze Lily Gardener

                      Joined:
                      Mar 13, 2024
                      Messages:
                      369
                      Gender:
                      Female
                      Location:
                      West Sussex
                      Ratings:
                      +1,539
                      79057409d8d708c2e481ac78aa898f88.jpg
                       
                      • Funny Funny x 6
                      • Like Like x 1
                      • JennyJB

                        JennyJB Total Gardener

                        Joined:
                        Mar 13, 2024
                        Messages:
                        1,703
                        Gender:
                        Female
                        Location:
                        Doncaster, South Yorkshire
                        Ratings:
                        +6,042
                        I can, but it's still my parents' phone number, except that they changed the area code part at some point from 0742 to 01142. Sometimes I dial the old one :wallbanging:
                         
                        • Funny Funny x 3
                        • Like Like x 2
                        • Ladybird4

                          Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

                          Joined:
                          Mar 13, 2024
                          Messages:
                          4,868
                          Gender:
                          Female
                          Occupation:
                          Retired Teacher
                          Location:
                          The North West
                          Ratings:
                          +20,573
                          'Thingy' works for me! :biggrin:
                           
                          • Funny Funny x 2
                          • NigelJ

                            NigelJ Total Gardener

                            Joined:
                            Jan 31, 2012
                            Messages:
                            9,072
                            Gender:
                            Male
                            Occupation:
                            Mad Scientist
                            Location:
                            Paignton Devon
                            Ratings:
                            +29,004
                            That was what I was often called at school along with oy you.
                             
                            • Funny Funny x 2
                            • Ladybird4

                              Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

                              Joined:
                              Mar 13, 2024
                              Messages:
                              4,868
                              Gender:
                              Female
                              Occupation:
                              Retired Teacher
                              Location:
                              The North West
                              Ratings:
                              +20,573
                              Ohm.jpg
                               
                              • Funny Funny x 6
                              • Ladybird4

                                Ladybird4 I'm a gardener. What's your super-power?

                                Joined:
                                Mar 13, 2024
                                Messages:
                                4,868
                                Gender:
                                Female
                                Occupation:
                                Retired Teacher
                                Location:
                                The North West
                                Ratings:
                                +20,573
                                Screw loose.jpg
                                 
                                • Funny Funny x 7
                                • Like Like x 2
                                • Agree Agree x 1
                                Loading...

                                Share This Page

                                1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
                                  By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
                                  Dismiss Notice