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                      Two cavemen are sitting on a sandy beach, silently contemplating a fire they've built. Suddenly they notice a third caveman swimming out of the sea towards them.
                      The man runs up onto the beach gesticulating wildly, very excited.
                      The newcomer comes up to them and says: "Hey you two, I've discovered something really exciting that will change your lives, it's called language! It means we can actually start communicating with each other. A fantastic breakthrough, I just had to let you know."

                      One of the two guys by the fire gets up, grabs his club and wordlessly bashes the newcomer over the head, stretching him senseless in the sand.

                      Then he shrugs, turns to his friend and says: 'Je déteste les anglais!'
                       
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