A Joke Or Two 2025

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FIXING THE DOOR
Mrs Goldman has a problem with her bedroom closet door. Every time a bus passes by, the door falls off!
She calls Hymie Katz the repairman to fix the problem.
Hymie sees that indeed the door does fall off every time a bus rumbles by.
“Okay”, he says , "I’m going to step inside the closet; you close the door behind me, 'til I see if I can figure out the problem”.
He steps in and Mrs. Goldman closes the door.
Just then, her husband suddenly arrives home, and hears his wife in the bedroom talking to somebody. He rushes upstairs and throws open the closet door, sees Hymie and shouts,
“What the hell are you doing in there?”
Hymie meekly replies, "Believe it or not, I’m waiting for the bus”.